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Kid Rock
The Polyfuze Method
Trippin With Dick Vitale
Dum diti dum dang dang di dum
2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit
put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick
My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
she never liked me and I know that's true
Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
No one loves me and no one cares
and all I ever get is funny stares
I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino
so I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P
I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free
Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper
for Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper
I'm so dapper u can call me Dan
but they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan
Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike
but fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like
I like bean burritos from Taco Bell
I like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale
My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin'
I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion
Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin
my mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen
U think u toke tuff I'd disagree
nobody blows more doobs than Richard D.
I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile
I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle
I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover
and while I'm at it muther fuck fat ass Sally Struthers
U look fine girl kinda undercover
but I can't fuck ya cuz you look like my mother
I said dang digee dang di dang dang
it ain't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang
U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip
with all them mother fuckers who slang that shit
U know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster
u sing it all
the
girls
want
a
kid
rock
poster
Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me
but fuck it cuz I know Somebody
up
there
likes
me.
Assholes are only assholes, fo sho'
- Album:
- First Kiss
- First Kiss [Single]
- Rebel Soul
- Racing Father Time (EP)
- Born Free
- Miscellaneous
- KID ROCK
- Fire It Up
- Cocky
- The History Of Rock
- Devil Without A Cause
- The Polyfuze Method
- Grits Sandwiches For Breakfast
- Rock And Roll Jesus
- All The Soldiers Are Dead (Single)
- ONE Presents agit8, Vol. 2
- The Studio Albums: 1998 - 2012
- Wasting Time (Funky Country Version 2013)
- Jesus And Bocephus
- All Summer Long