Since humanity existed, I've been drawn from country to country.
I've seen everything, I know everything.
I've stood on every mountain, I've dived to the bottom of the sea.
I have touched the North Pole and I have also been opposite it.
I have experienced empires from rise to fall.
In every battle there was destruction and new beginnings.
Every grass and I studied every stone, everything
and then finally reduced my knowledge to a formula.
I have the answer to all your questions,
can release you from all your plagues.< br/>I know the way through the magical door,
Rise and follow me!
I have already experienced the end, I saw the earth explode,
then I flew in time back to present the solution to you.
My goal was a conference, the UN and the Peace Council,
but unfortunately I made a typo and this is the result:
I I'm standing in a dark hole, a sight that takes my courage away.
Pleasure-seeking trash, lazily swimming in beer and vomit.
I stare drunkenly in front of you. You can't listen to me.
The message is not wanted here, so I'll keep it to myself.
I have the answer to all your questions,
can save you from everything your troubles,
but the sight of you suggested to me
that you don't care.
I have the answer to all your questions,
but I won't tell you.< br/>You are happy, content and close.
Stay there and don't follow me!

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