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Once upon a time
There was a fine young man traveling the seven seas
He was young
He was wild
And sometimes, a bit impatient with the girls
One day, he met an old lady in a dark corner of a tavern
She had an apple
Eat this apple she said
Eat this apple and you'll get rid off all the problems you will have with girls
And so he did
He waited
He waited for the apple to take effect
But then he felt there was something terribly wrong
He stumbled
He tried not to fall but the pain was unimaginable
And then...
And then his dick fell off
His dick fell off
His dick fell off
And then his dick fell off
His dick fell off
Devastated and deprived of his manhood
He lost the will to carry on
But then...
He heard an ancient legend
About a mystic animal
Which was set to hold the cure for his problem
The only thing he needed to do was to touch the horn of the...
Gosh- might dick long unicorn
He instantly set sail
Went to moon island
Found the beast and after a long furious battle finally touched his horn
The curing processes started immediately
In fact the growth was so immense
That from that moment on
He was known as the three-legged pirate
He sailed back to the tavern
Searched for the old lady and then...
They fucked all night
They fucked all night
And then his dick fell off