You go girls
We are the musas
godesses of the arts
And proclaimers of heroes
Heroes like hercules
Honey you mean hunk-ules
I'd like to make some sweet music with his-
our story actually begins long before hercules
many eons ago
Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran a muck
It was a nasty place
There was a mess
wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
oh sing it girlfriend
And then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped
chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type A to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Zeus takes the globe
while still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs-ble
That's the gospel truth
On Mt. Olympus life was neat and
Smooth as sweet vermouth
Though, honey, it may seem imposs-ble
That's the gospel truth

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