OCTOPUS MOM:
Did you hear about that poor little clownfish father whose son was taken from the reef?
OCTOPUS BABY:
Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? MOM!
OCTOPUS MOM:
Wait a sec.
NOT NOW SWEETY!
Mommy's only got eight hands!
LOBSTER #1:
He went to the three ferocious sharks. He's wicked scared. But what does he do? He goes and blows 'em up!
LOBSTER #2:
Wow! Now that's a tale!
LOBSTER #1:
(acknowledging his tail) Why, thank you!
LOBSTER #2:
Yeah... didn't mean it that way.
SWORDFISH #1:
I heard he went face to face with a jellyfish.
SWORDFISH #2:
You heard incorrectly old chap. It was an entire jellyfish forest.
SWORDFISH #1:
Be that as it may. He made it out unharmed.
SWORDFISH #2:
He may have, my good man. But will you?
SWORDFISH #1:
Touche.
PENGUIN #1:
(Flying)
And then this whale comes along and takes him straight to Sydney Harbor and shoots him out his spout! Isn't that amazing?
PENGUIN #2:
(Also flying)
That IS amazing... Wait a minute. We're penguins... We can't fly!
(Falling)
AHHHH!!!!!

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