There comes a time when you find out
That your daddy's not B.A.
(I pity the fool that stole my van)
You understand what your uncle means
When he says he wants to play
(Wanna play?)
Face the fact, Elvis is dead
And you cannot join the club
(Well thank you very much)
Hobbits don't exist, but the dentist does
And the blues keeps coming up
Goddamn blues
Coca Cola invented Santa
And there's no man in the moon
You realise that Di Caprio
Uses the toilet too
Experience you've got to fuck your boss
If you want to get that job
There's no true love and your boyfriends cheat
And the blues keeps coming up
Goddamn blues
Politicians are not honest
Valentine's Day is a mockery
Your parents don't know what's the best for you
Goddamn blues
There comes a time when you find out
That Britney Spears playbacks
Now you clearly feel that heroin
Is not better than sex
(Say what?!)
Life is just a music piece
With now and then bad news
‘Cause God is not a white old man
But a black lesbian
Singing the blues

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