Scuse me sir
But might I ask what the fuck we are doing here?
Infinity Ward turned us into multyplayer DLC characters
But why would they do that to us?
After all the bloody hell we've been through?
'Couse They're cunts!
I swear I'll only do this once
We're about to go throught hell and smoke some deadly Cryptid blunts
Infiltrate into the ship, destroy all the hives
if we fail in our mission you can kiss you arse goodbye
But what is our mission?
rescue an intel oprative
Get to the top of the ship
Then kill something really big
Don't lose hope, there's no time to be a bum
we can craft different shit
and have ourselves a little fun
MAYDAY!
fightin' in a ghost ship
shootin' them Cryps,'cause I don't give two shits
MAYDAY!
blastin' room to room
Droppin' hives with drills, callin'
MAY! DAY!
Unlock the cargo bay and move up we can't stay
I wanna finish and get drunk before the end of the day
I found a Panzerfaust, but I'm not a detective
But one thing I know for sure is that this weapon's effective
Don't know what to expect so I continue to blast
Watch out for Cryptids shitting cabbage turrets out of its arse
upgrade my venom-X with varius parts
To Shoot fire, or lightning,
or seeder plants
MAYDAY!
fightin' in a ghost ship
shootin' them Cryps,'cause I don't give two shits
MAYDAY!
blastin' room to room
Droppin' hives with drills, hear the frags go boom!
MAYDAY!
They are everywhere
Causing searing pain that I just can't bear
MAYDAY!
it isn't fair
One Thousand v. four, we're callin'
MAY! DAY!
we're raising hell
Exterminating Cryptids, gaethering intel
MAYDAY!
just ring the bell
If you killed too many and can't stand the smell
MAYDAY!
On the edge of our seat
all this section makes my heart skip to the beat
MAYDAY!
In their eyes we're meat
And they'll serve us if we accept defeat
Soud of my gun drowns the volume of my voice
Since it was released Ripper's my weapon of choice
Use the chemical gas to finish off the rest
Of all the methods that we used this really seemed to work the best
It's not the Cryptids that cause me to into a panic
its' the masters that they serve, find out in the cinematic
Top of the ship, hear a beast that lurks
Is it the Americans?
No is much worse!
MAYDAY!
fightin' in a ghost ship
shootin' them Cryps,'cause I don't give two shits
MAYDAY!
blastin' room to room
Droppin' hives with drills, hear the frags go boom!
MAYDAY!
They are everywhere
Causing searing pain that I just can't bear
MAYDAY!
it isn't fair
One Thousand v. four, we're callin'
MAYDAY!

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