My dog ate my homework, it's slimy and chewed,
Will the teacher believe me, or think it's not true?
What if she scolds me, and I get a detention,
Or a suspension? I don't know what I'll do.
My dog ate my homework. It isn't my fault.
My mom didn't feed him, and she's an adult.
How could anyone blame me? I had it all finished.
He thought it was spinach, all covered in salt.
My dog ate my homework, so I threw it away.
I put it in the garbage, and they took it today.
So don't call my parents, I know I can't prove it.
But I really did do it, what else can I say?

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