Yeah baby, heh heh, yeah

Back again, that's right, Luda, ha, ha, ha, ha, feel this

It gets meaner and meaner each time, baby

Feelin' real good too, holla at 'em, man, what up Uncle 'Face? Yeah



I'm a bull in this industry man, tell 'em

Some would rather run down and get one cow

I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all

You know what I'm talkin' 'bout right? Look



I'm never goin' nowhere, so don't try me

My music sticks in fans' veins like an IV

Flows poison like ivy, oh, they grimy

Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin' to sign me



Respected highly, hi Mr. O'Reilly

Hope all is well, kiss the plaintiff and the wifey

Drove through the window, the industry super sized me

Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me



I'm on the rise, so many people despise me

Got party ammunition for those tryin' to surprise me

It's a celebration and everyone should invite me

Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes



Explorer like Dora, these swipers can't swipe me

My whole aura's so mean in my white tee

Nobody light-skinded reppin' harder since Ice-T

You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me



Whoa, don't slip up or get got, why not man?

I'm comin' for that number one spot, alright

Rappers swearin' they on top, nuh uh, uh uh

But I'm comin' for they number one spot, alright man



Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, say what?

I'm comin' for that number one spot, woo, hey

Keep it goin', it won't stop, what you doin' man?

I'm comin' for that number one spot



Yes indeed, Ludacris, I'm hotter than Nevada

Ready to break the steerin' column on yo' Impala

If I get caught, bail out, po'-po', I tell 'em holla

In court I never show up, like Austin Powers fa-zha



Father, father, and hey, I love gold

But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold

Jacuzzi's hot, Cristal is so cold

Neighbors catch contacts, from the blunts that I've rolled



A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake

Drop albums non-stop, once a year for my fans' sake

I crush mics until my hand breaks

Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand straight



The Luda-meister got 'em feelin' so randy

I'm double XL so I call 'em my 'Eye Candy'

Brush my shoulder and I pop my collar

'Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars



Whoa, don't slip up or get got, why not man?

I'm comin' for that number one spot, alright

Rappers swearin' they on top, nuh uh, uh uh

But I'm comin' for they number one spot, alright man



Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, say what?

I'm comin' for that number one spot, woo, hey

Keep it goin', it won't stop, what you doin' man?

I'm comin' for that number one spot



Causin' lyrical disasters, it's the master

Make music for Mini-Me's, models and Fat Bastards

These women tryin' to get me out my Pelle Pelles

They strip off my clothes and tell me, "Get in my belly"



Stay on the track, hit the ground runnin' like Flo-Jo

Sent back in time and I never lost my mojo

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world



Whoa, don't slip up or get got, why not man?

I'm comin' for that number one spot, alright

Rappers swearin' they on top, nuh uh, uh uh

But I'm comin' for they number one spot, alright man



Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, say what?

I'm comin' for that number one spot, woo, hey

Keep it goin', it won't stop, what you doin' man?

I'm comin' for that number one spot

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