Alright, alright, alright, y'all
Settle down, settle down, settle down
If you don't know where you are this is statistics 101
And I'm your teacher Lyfe Jennings in the flesh, baby
Books out, let's go
25 of all men are unstable
25 of all men can't be faithful
30 of them don't mean what they say
And 10 of them in maybe 20 is gay
That leaves you a 10 chance of ever finding your man
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
Rule number one, don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you, girl, he gon' forget you, girl
Rule number two, if he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Rule number three, tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it
Rule number four, be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
Statistics, 15 of all men got a complex
15 of all men don't practice safe sex
20 of them come from homes without a father
And there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
25 of all men are unstable
25 of all men can't be faithful
30 of them don't mean what they say
And 10 of them in maybe 20 is gay
Be patient, he's waiting
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone
Get you a backbone, stop being
(Sorry for)
Yourself
Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you, girl, he gon' forget you, girl
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon' have to work for it
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

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