Charles Manson\'s Birthday
from _I\'ll Love You Til I Don\'t_,
on Bar/None
It\'s Charles Manson\'s birthday, nobody\'s there
I tried to have a party - does anyone care?
A bag of balloons
A bucket of beer
One funny hat --
Nobody\'s here
(except me)
It\'s Charles Manson\'s birthday, so I sent a card
He doesn\'t have a lightbulb, but he can read it in the yard
What do you get for a
Psychotic guy
Who\'s stuck in prison
And can\'t get high?
Maybe next year I\'ll advertise in a college paper
If a girl shows up, we won\'t rape her
We\'ll hide the knives; we\'ll hide the gun
I sure hope Charlie still has fun
It\'s Charles Manson\'s birthday, no-one bought a gift
If I were Charlie Manson, well I\'d be pretty miffed
None of the Beatles
None of the Stones
Sent him a letter
Or bothered to phone
Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off
Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off
Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off
Squeaky had a baby and its head popped off

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