Parokya ni Edgar
Bigatilyo
The Yes Yes Show
GAB: Better get ready for a big surprise!
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise.
Mental message via visual contract,
Louder that any other sexual soundtrack
CHITO: More margarita for my cute seniorita,
Triple the tequila just to heighten up
The flava'
Chuggin' down on my J&B,
While checkin' out the parts of my dates anatomy
Forget the brain, for get the personality, what I'm after is your effect on my gravity like trinity, flyin high with her kicks and controllin' the game with my heavy duty joystick
Flip the trip as we skip to the next trip, flashin some cash and some rockstar bullshit goin in for the thrill,
moving in for the kill, I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everythin' we need, a big bag of money, a bigger bag of weed, you try to impress as you start to undress, stop the press, we need to get this!
I'd like to keep it goin cause I got it goin on, but it's Vinci's turn on the microphone, so.
VINCI: My name is Vinci, and I am neat. I love pretty girls and I love to eat!
I made this rap form my mind, and I am very very kind!
I like to drive fast in fancy cars, girls dig me like chocolate bars.
You say I'm bad, but I am good, so shut up now and eat some food!
CHITO: Chong, what's your problem?
Fix it!
Put a tone!
It's like you're reasoning!
What do you do in your apartment?
You've been famous for ten years, do you still have no talent?
VINCI: Chong! what are you saying
What you say is wrong!
I sing well! Do you know the picha pie?
CHITO: Actually, picha pie is really good. With your killer voice, you add color to the song.
VINCI: Isn't it? Even if you did it, we know it was better when I sang!
CHITO: Chong! Just please. Stop bragging and you know you're just a backup, and how many songs have you actually done? How many?!
VINCI: Nothing. What now?
GAB: We all know that Vinch should be the vocalist of the parokya band, The Parokya ni Edgar!
CHITO: Wait, one minute! Can you do it again please? You may only have one in the bath, however; why did you say that you are the right one, you haven't even written a song!
VINCI: What about the other singers, even if they didn't write and sing their songs, it would be too much if they became famous like me and Keno, and Benedict Aquino, who doesn't seem to be more famous, no matter who? CHITO: I don't know! Wait a minute! Don't be naughty! If you don't want to be kicked in the face by the cruel! Maybe you can taste Sarsuela de kamao, which is Listo el de Gato, at Gulpihan de con Todo!
VINCI: Really? No way? Should i laugh? It's not like you're Korean, you're good at tae-kwon-do! Don't mess with the guy with the beard, we're the guys who don't back down!
DINDIN: Just a minute! Don't fight first, before you fight, why don't you talk first and not understand!
Go ahead, kiss! Peace out, please? You paid for the jeepney, not enough juice! If you don't want what happened to others, let's learn how to be humble! .let's not forget where it started!
GAB: We all know that we love each other, No one is left behind in the parish band
In the parish of Edgar Band...
Band...
CHITO : I don't know how to end the song, so it's like this...suddenly it disappears.

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