Hey, did I tell you about that guy/girl I went out with the other night?
No, what happened?
Listen
I was on a first date
Uh-huh
Everything was going great
Then what?
And I thought it could be love or it could be something I ate
Oh snap
Back to his place
Late night?
But I couldn't really wait
Oh shh...
Then I saw impending doom
One bathroom, no escape
Ahhhhhhh
And I knew he/she could smell that
That ain't something you can take back
Thank God for Poo-Pourri
Imagine where you can go now
Oh baby, yeah
All the possibilities
How did I live before Poo-Pourri?
Ah, it'll set you free
Just spritz the bowl and then you'll know
Imagine where you can go
Sittin' in the office chillin' in my cubicle
Felt a heavy workload inchin' out my bootyhole
Time to call a code brown
Gotta drop a deuce
P-O-O yes, number two
Sweatin' at my desk trying to decide
Am I gonna let it ride at my nine to five?
Rush to the potty in the lobby down the hall
Fin'a download a brown load in the last stall
Brought Poo-Pourri on my business trip
No smell, no worry
Time to let it rip
Imagine where you can go now
Oh baby, yeah
Do the Poo-Pourri
All the possibilities
How did I live before Poo-Pourri?
Ah, it'll set you free
It'll set you free now
Just spritz the bowl and then you'll know
You know
Imagine where you can go
Hey yeah
When nature booty calls my phone
That's right
And it's time to claim my porcelain throne
Yeah, my bathroom game it just won't quit
Won't quit
I just pooped and it smells fabulous
I feel so confident
I own my shh
I own my shh
Tossin' up my deuces to them deuces
I own my shh
Spritz before you sit down them cabooses
I'm Poo-dini, Sultan of slick
Here to reveal a toilet trick
Spritz five times into the bowl
Before a mud bunny hits your hole
It traps odor to your surprise
Puppet master of doo disguise
Abra crap-dabra, smoke and mirror
Click now to make odor disappear
Imagine where you can go now
Oh baby
Anywhere you wanna go
Anything is possible now
Oh baby yeah
All the possibilities
How did I live before Poo-Pourri?
You can flush your fears away
Ah, it'll set you free
Do the Poo-Pourri
Just spritz the bowl and then you'll know
You'll know
Imagine where you can go

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