Some people tell me I got great legs
Can't figure out why you make me beg
Does not compute, don't not compute
You think you're special, well so do I
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute, it don't not compute
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes to you
It don't compute, somethin', mama, don't compute
What's the hangup? What's the scam?
Guess you think I'm just another one, one of your fans
It don't compute, somethin', honey, don't compute
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water you drink
'Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
I've got to get to you, baby
Some people think I'm kinda smart
Why must a fella stop with you before he starts?
It don't compute, mama, somethin' don't compute
I'd buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars
But you gotta talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water you drink
Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Why? Why?
I do love you, I do
Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do

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