Steve called me up, said Wanna hang out tonight?
We can see an indie film or just grab a bite
I said, Oh Steve, you're cute, but a movies not what I need.
No offense, but I'd rather stay home and read.
Fuck me, Ray Bradbury:
The greatest sci fi writer in history
Oh fuck me Ray Bradbury.
Since I was 12, I've been your number one fan
Kiss me, you illustrated man.
I'll feed you grapes and dandelion wine
And we'll read a little Fahrenheit 69.
You're a prolific author, Ray Bradbury.
Come on, baby, I'm down on one knee.
I carved our names on a Halloween Tree.
You write about earthlings going to Mars,
And I write about blowin' you in my car.
You won an Emmy Award for your screenplay adaptation of Halloween Tree.
Fuck me, Ray Bradbury,
The greatest sci fi writer in history.
Oh fuck me, Ray Bradbury.
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for love!
S is for space!
L is for looooove.
Houston: We Have a Throblem.
Fuck me, Ray Bradbury
The greatest sci fi writer in history
Oh fuck me!
Ray Bradbury.
Oh oh oh
Fuck me, Ray Bradbury,
The greatest sci fi writer in history
Cause when you fuck me, Ray Bradbury...
Something wicked this way
Will come.
Something wicked this way will come
Something wicked this way will come.
Something wicked this way will come.
And by come, I mean ejaculate on a book.

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