I was battling this cog one day and i didn't know what to do
I couldn't make up my mind between a one, five or ten dollar lure
I eventually decided after laying a rake trap
But when i saw this dog use TNT, I soon pulled that back
I didn't know whether to lipstick and aoogah's no fun
Now I was even more confused when another toon used foghorn
I thought about cream pie slice, but I only had cream pies
I thought about fruit pie slice, but I only had fruit pies
One toon used a feather, one toon used whistle
One toon used a squirting flower and another one used anvil
Now I was running out of options and the timer was ticking down fast
I needed to hurry so I pulled out water in a glass
Next round the fire hose hit, so did the big magnet
The trapdoor sent the cog through the floor and the big weight made a pit
Now seltzer bottle wasn't working, and sandbag turned out wrong
The safe crashed onto the pavement while I decided upon bike horn
Hypno-goggles worked well, it caused the quicksand to hit
The pixie dust healed all the toons while I used a small magnet
A cog stepped onto the marbles and the squirt gun made him fall
I wouldn't have even used trumpet if I'd known he was using juggling balls
This cog just wouldn't go down, he was the toughest cog in town
A piano dropped onto his head and the storm cloud made him drown
I was healed with a bamboo cane, and a megaphone? Just the same
A banana peel was placed, a plantpot in his face and finished with a birthday cake
Eventually, we'd finished that punk
But we couldn't have made it happen without that bear's elephant trunk
But one gag which proved triumphant in our weakened state:
I think we can all agree that the true victor was the dog's cupcake
However, these next few gags were surprisingly no-one's choice
No-one chose train track, toontanic or even opera voice
No-one used a geyser, no-one was a high diver
No-one baked a wedding cake especially for this fight
However, the one gag which causes fifteen rounds of frustration?
It's got to be the legendary lure - it's presentation
Those are all the gags while we've been keeping score
But these may not be all of them and perhaps there may be more
(Although probably not because Toontown's closing so that's not going to be likely to happen... I guess...)

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