Ladies and gentlemen!
The Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first
The first time anywhere there's been an act of this nature
Not only one little lady
But two!
You've heard abut them in the papers
And now here they are
Chicago's own killer dealers
Those simple lady sinners
Roxie Heart and Velma Kelly!
You can like the life you're living
You can live the life you like
You can even marry Harry
But mess around with Ike
And that's good
Isn't it grand?
Isn't it great?
Isn't it swell?
Isn't it fun?
Isn't it?
But nothing stays.
In 50 years or so
It's gonna change, you know
But oh! It's Heaven
Nowadays
Okay you jazz
Let's pick up the pace!
Lat's make parties longer, let's make the skirts shorter!
Let's all go to heaven
Keep it hot!
Instrumental
And all that

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