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I don't want to be your friend anymore
You've got fifty friends knocking at your door
Life is short, so please understand
I'm fully qualified to be your man
You know zoology is up my street
And your anatomy is far from discreet
I'm good and ready for my entrance exam
I'm fully qualified to be your man
I've been studying your every need
I've got statistics that'll make you plead
I'll put my thesis right in your hand
I'm fully qualified to be your man
Maroon room, perfumes of Araby
Sineads in braids in shades of Carnaby
Now there's diplomas you can get in the mail
And there's diplomas you can get in jail
But I'm a genius at being your fan
I'm fully qualified to be your man
Crystal balls and shawls and lava lamps
I'm a counter culture vulture, don't put the damps on me
Now you're my favorite subject or two
I've been really boning up on you
Let me know when it's safe to land
I'm fully qualified to be your man
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- Dream Attic
- Punk Headlines, Vol.2
- Action Packed:The Best Of The Capitol Years
- Live from Austin, TX: Richard Thompson
- The Bottom Line Archive: In Their Own Words, Vol. 1 (Live)
- The Bottom Line Archive Series: In Their Own Words, Vol. 1
- Still (Deluxe Edition)
- Still (Deluxe Version)
- BBC Radio 2 Folk Awards 2016
- Beatnik walking
- Uncut: The Heart of Saturday Night
- Uncut: The Sound Of 2013
- Cabaret of Souls
- Electric (Deluxe Version)
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