Rick: Oh yeah!
In other circumstances you might fail,
'Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail.
You're not a platypus, but I'm gonna see you sweat...
All: Milk!
Rick: We're going to see how much you can take,
I'm going to work you through your union break.
You squeeze a silkworm, what you think you're gonna get?
All: Silk!
But I know a way we can make you a warrior,
Even though now you're a wuss:
It's the way of the Platypus!
But that's just the general information. Here's some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout!
You'll wanna run up a ramp with two buckets of water,
Swing over muck for some reason.
At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's raining
And look up into the sky-y...
You'll stand on a post with your arms out,
Hey, these flowers are way out of season!
You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man,
And move big, heavy things with your mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind...
But I know a way we can make you a warrior,
Even though now you're a wuss:
It's the way of the Platypus!
It's the way of the Platypus!

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