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Iâm live blogging Marky Himelâs bris
I just gave Marky Himelâs Uncle Manny a kiss
Iâm posting, Iâm hosting, Iâm filing, Iâm sharing
That Markyâs Uncle Manny smells a lot like herring
Iâm live blogging the Himel family bris
The mohel just avoided getting hit with Markyâs piss
Thereâs laughter, thereâs joy, thereâs loving and caring
How does this guy do it while everyone is staring
Iâm live blogging
Lâchaim blogging
Wasnât Rashi just a blog?
The mohel is bandaging Marky Himelâs hog
Iâm trying to grab a photo to put in on my blog
Iâm transferring a sound file of Marky Himel screaming
Itâs drowning out the sound of the chafing dishes steaming
Thereâs blintzes and bialys and cream cheese with chives
The mohelâs stuff is separate from the plastic forks and knives
Thereâs coffee and babka, a frozen chocolate log
Iâm fressing with one hand so I can live blog
Iâm live blogging
Hot diggity dogging
Wasnât the Talmud just a blog?
Iâm upstairs now and going through some drawers
It looks like Michael Himelâs been stealing from the stores
No wonder he paid cash for that monstrosity in Quogue
Iâm scanning all the evidence, itâs right there on my blog
Look at these prescriptions, the Himels are depressed
No wonder Shelley Himelâs in at least a 14 dress
Not a single guest towel, the whole place has a stink
Iâll send a thank you email with a Bed and Bath link
Iâm live blogging
Lâchaim blogging
Wasnât the Mishna just a blog?
Iâm live blogging, a virtual addiction
Most of it is true but more of it is fiction
Iâm aggregating, permalinking, tagging what I can
I loaded up on pâté but I think itâs really spam
Iâm live blogging the Himel family bris
Their simchas have a record of being hit and miss
Iâll take a doggie bag even though Iâve got no dog
I got the recipe for Shelleyâs frozen chocolate log
The recipeâs available by clicking on my blog
You can even taste the chocolate log by licking on my blog
Be careful if your tongue winds up sticking to my blog
Iâm live blogging
Lâchaim blogging
Everybody blog