Both:
Old, old, you got old
Robbie (Spoken):
Spell it!
Jonathon (Spoken):
Y O L A N A N A Oh shut up (Robbie laughs)
Robbie:
Just gaze upon me, I'm a man in my prime
Jonathon (Spoken):
You old git!
Robbie Williams:
Made distingush smelling divine
Jonathon (Spoken):
Really?
Jonathon:
You need and eye in to get rid of those lines
Robbie:
Hey look who's talking pot kettle, kettle pot
Jonathon:
The bossa novar is out of your league
Robbie (Spoken):
The bossiv what?
Jonathon:
Two minutes standing, and you got fatigue
Robbie:
Get off your soapbox, your nose gonna bleed
'Cause you got old!
Jonathon (Spoken):
Come on Grandad, keep up
Robbie (Spoken):
Oh, I don't think I can!
Robbie:
I think I'm cool enough to jive with the kids
Jonathon:
That shipped has sailed
Robbie:
I'm only express and you're on the scales
Jonathon:
That train had derailed
Robbie:
I'm on the brink of something bigger than big
Jonathon:
Like one epic fail
Easy popsy, where's your zimmer, close your mouth, your celevating
Jonathon:
You know there's ladies that think I'm a hunk (Robbie laughs)
Robbie:
Are they religious 'cause your hair's like a monk
Just keep your clothes on since everything shrunk
Cause you got old
Jonathon:
I meant to ask you did it come in the mail?
Robbie (Spoken):
Jonathon:
Your telegram from the Queen
Robbie (Spoken):
Novalex
Robbie:
Are you wearing those teeth in for the Doc
Jonathon:
Then I'll tell you the truth
But you forgettin'
Robbie (Spoken):
Jonathon:
The rumour is you keep your teeth in a jar
Robbie:
You're going somewhere, but not going far
Reach for the oxygen and best take a car
Cause you got old
Robbie (Spoken):
Right then, let me give this a try
Jonathon (Spoken):
Go on then, off ya go
Robbie:
Y O U O L G G W A T I
Don't wanna tell you now this sortive thing (Jonathon laughs)
(Instrumental Break)
Robbie:
I've seen you clinging to the days of your youth
Jonathon:
Now, you're going grey at the gooth
Robbie (Spoken):
Yes, distal def
Jonathon (Spoken):
Whatever
Robbie:
And people say you're just as old as you feel, well you're pretty cool
Jonathon (Spoken):
Hey, you think?
Robbie:
Hypothermic
Jonathon:
If you still got it, then I need a shrink
Robbie:
You solve the mystery of the one missing link
You brush your hair and find it all in the sink
Cause you...
Got...
Old...
We got old
We got old
We got old
Jonathon (Spoken):
Ah I don't feel very good
Robbie (Spoken):
Oh keep going you fool! (Jonathon laughs)

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