Man 1:
All right, I am boasting
On Dates I am coasting
It's me I am toasting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!
Man 2:
My hairline's receding
My ulcer is bleeding
My ego needs feeding
'Cause I'm a Guy
1: My vacuum is rusting
2: My bathtub is crusting
Both: My kitchen's disgusting
Why? 'Cause I'm a Guy!
1: My gut is expanding
2: In bed I'm commanding
Both: By God, I'm outstanding
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
1: 'Cause I am strong!
2: Strong!
Both: I am invincible
1: And I'm a hockey-loving
2: Meat-eating
1: Jock-itching
2: Channel-flipping
1: Belching, Burping
2: Scratching, Snoring
Both: Never-stop-to-ask-directions Guy!
(Yelled)Yeah!

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