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I took a correspondence class in wire-tapping and assassination
I learned the lingo and the proper etiquette for covert operation
I got my degree in top secrecy 'cause I'm gonna' be a spy
For the CIDIATFBI
I'll tell you if you keep it quiet, CIA and FBI, etcetera
They reformed their former ways and got themselves a brand new raison d'etre
And all the intelligence personnel will work as one well-oiled machine
The CIDIATFBI... is on the scene
They'll be employment opportunities
With prosecutional immunities
And I'll apply, cause I know they're gonna need someone with my distinctive blend of grit, incompetence and greed
I'll uncover Jerry Rubin, but I'll never lead 'em to Bin Laden
(in his secret hideaway)
Iâll be on the Promenade an' he'll be in a spa in Baden Baden
(taking back the al Qaeda-way)
I know when I've messed up and they investigate is a test I'll pass
The CIDIATFBI... covers its ass
The CI-DI-AT, FBI - that's for me, I know