I've got something to say so I'm just gonna say it
Been cutting back exchanges with this girl this time I mean it
She quits then she's in then she's in a tail spin
And I'm done spinning out I'm sick of all the wailing
Failing forward into success, my eyes are on the prize
Onward and upward til Christ says arise
And the whole world gets reprise, he wipes all the cries
Duck fat fries got me changin subject an the rhyme
In my mid-thirties and I just reached my prime
When I make a whole turkey always prep it with a brine
Word up to grandma for working hard in the kitchen
Making things nice while kids were tumblin' and bitchin'
Listen little chump, I don't bother with no breakfast
Always playing with that fasting and seeking new perspectives
Like Samson in this piece
And I be slamming keys!
Orthodox enough that you'd think that I'm from Greece
I got something to say but its not what you'd expect
You make ridiculous claims, at least last time that I checked
Not Kenny Lamar, not Jay-Z or Em
Royal Ruckus coming back atcha, your moment of Zen
I got something to say but its not what you'd expect
You make ridiculous claims, at least last time that I checked
I'm not Kanye West, not Dre or Rakim
Royal Ruckus coming back atcha, your moment of Zen
I had a pet squirrel for a second I'm not kidding
Shared it with my best girl but ended up quitting
Released 'em both into the wild with well wishes and a smile
Priest said work on me awhile but she makes me such a Grecophile
Grew a beard for a year cause Mike and I were bored
Girls both praised and sneered and a few had hoped to score
Remember Mandy Moore?
I hear she's free again
We could open for her tour but someone'd have to phone it in
Bless her with a beer, restart my rap career
And make a chick flick starring Mr. Belvedere
Charles in Charge at 7: 30, Full House at 8 o'clock
I know it's hard to swallow but I'm still Jimmy from the block
Used to have a little, now I save once in a while
Dudes asking how can you afford your rock n roll lifestyle?
Mostly poor budgeting, Dave Ramsey books on credit
Should probably spend more time reading money tips on Reddit
Yo microphone check one two…
What is this? Piece of the nice guy rapper pie stimulus?
Knowdaverbs had the syllabus, homie was my friend
Cruisin' round in his jalopy needed a heater and a tint
I miss KJ-5 and T-Bone who would pretend
To remember our names, but it didn't offend
Penned all the raps but never lived to up the dream
Don't really give a crap
Joke's on you for listening!
East Bakersfield, [G-Rhymez!] land of the cap peel
Raised in a six bed house and scared of Oildale
My mom once lived in Compton so that makes me half street
You coulda been Ice Cube but instead you grew up sweet
My liver's paying dearly for life's magic activities
I quit eating sugar so I never get a cavity
On tour with Cure and Billy Idol tribute bands
Pigeon John wont text me back, he's rapping in Thailand

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