He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library... and it is said... that he never once alphabetized it*
If he were mailed a letter without a postage... it would still get there.
When it is raining... it is because he's thinking about something sad.
The pheromones he secretes... have been known to affect people miles away... in a slight... but measurable way.
He once... punched a magician!
That's right.
You heard me!
His blood... smells like Cologne.
His hands... feel like Rich Brown suede.
He's The Most Interesting Man In The World.

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