I smell like spit
(What could it be?)
I think the culprit
(It's me)
My pants are wet
How can that be?
Did I spill water?
It's pee
After disaster
I'm after disaster, it seems to me
I'm after disaster, prepare yourself for me
I'm after disaster, it seems to me
So hold back your laughter and feel for me
My glasses broke
What do you see?
I see two fingers
No, three
I lost my shoes
Where have they gone?
Must've walked away
No, you have them on
After disaster
I'm after disaster, it seems to me
I'm after disaster, prepare yourself for me
I'm after disaster, it seems to me
So hold back your laughter and feel for me

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