Poor Pete is a bit self conscious
And he thinks that he's a vampire
He gets into his off white Saturn
And heads into the suburbs
He looks at himself in the mirror
Like a girl putting makeup on
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth
But they don't accept coupons
Is this gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true?
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new
Poor Pete isn't fashion forward
But he likes to think he's ultra cool
He winks at a girl named Siouxsie
While she's playing bumper pool
She looks at him rather blankly
Before mouthing the words, Yeah, right
She knows poor Pete's not the kind of guy
Who will ever get it right
So this isn't gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new
So this isn't gonna be the night that
His daily horoscope comes true
He knows Venus is in retrograde
But not if the moon is new

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