It's Christmas eve and I've gotta get
This fruity robot for my fuckin' kid
I'm really late for Jamie's karate
Cop makin' me recite the alphabae
Damn you Howard
Because you're our #1 customer
You can't talk to mom
She's next door petting Ted
Put that cookie down
Where's your Christmas spirit
Ya search for Turbo Man
Scouring all the Land
Ya never thought that
Sinbad would be the mailman to foil your plan
Hi little girl, look what I've got for you
A shiny red ball, Niaaaahh he's got 2
Liz you're like a lost and frightened foal
I can see it in your eyes
Touch my North Pole!
A bunch of sleazy
Conmen in red suits
Gonna kick your ass
You can't bench press
Your way out of this
Booster, you suck
I'm gonna deck your halls
Ya search for Turbo Man
Scouring all the Land
Ya never thought that
Sinbad would be the mailman to foil your plan
Now it's Turbo Time
Ted wants to fuck my wife
I punch a reindeer stealing presents
You naughty boy that's my life
Bridge
Jingle bells
Jingle
Jingle all the way
Ya search for Turbo Man
Scouring all the Land
Ya never thought that
Ya search for Turbo Man
Scouring all the Land
Ya never thought that
Sinbad would be the mailman to foil your plan
Now I'm Turbo Man
My flying skills are bad
The bitches beat me
I'm not a pervert
Jamie, I'm your Dad!!!

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