Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
There once was a girl bird
Named Gertrude McFuzz
And she had the smallest
Plain tail ever was
One droopy-droop feather
That's all that she had
And oh, that one feather
Made Gertrude so sad
She curled it, she dyed it
She gave it a puff
She decked it with flowers
But it wasn't enough
For no matter what
It just was what it was
A tail that simply wasn't meant
To catch the eye of an elephant
The one feather tail
Of Miss Gertrude McFuzz

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