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Sheridan Cosy
One Sure Thing
THE TOOTHFAIRY GOT SHOT
©1995 Freddy Bradburn &Cosy Sheridan
The Easter bunny got shot
he got shot and mugged
handgun in the back
by a couple of teenage thugs
they laughed at his plea
they didn't know him in the dark
just a rabbit with a basket
what an easy mark
The toothfairy got shot
she was mistaken for an intruder
the old lady said I didn't mean to shoot her
all the creeps down here
in this neighborhood
what was she doing down here
thought she was up to no good
Chorus:
The spirits of the this world
are they getting on the bus
are they getting out of here
is it just too dangerous?
Mother Nature got shot
she was beaten up and raped
someone at the scene
got it all on videotape
she was beaten so badly
she could not be recognized
they played it on the news
said viewer discretion advised (Chorus)
Santa got shot he got shot because
some postal worker out there
claimed he was Santa Claus
He shot a dozen Santas
by the time he was done
the third one he shot
turned out to be the real one
We are calling out for rescue
won't you show us how
any spirit worth it's weight
would not leave us now (Chorus)