Time drags by until you die
All alone you wonder why
Challenging a nord boss
be prepare to take a loss
Now you're on suspension, In a seperate dimension
thought you could find me here,
in this magic atmosphere
But you don't have have the power son,
now you're stuck, for sure you're done
Sit there in detention, in a seperate dimension
What's up bitch? Welcome to the astral plane
No game.
You can never escape from this domain.
You can scream and shout
Go ahead, freak out
Tell me once more what you're sorry about
But I warned you once, you don't get another strike
What did you expect, that I was going to say Sike?
Welcome to the astral plane
Just your self to blame
One wave of this magic wand, Boy
Don't try me.
Welcome to the astral plane
Just yourself to blame
One wave of this magic wand, Boy
Don't try me
Wait a minute baby, this isn't good enough
You're trapped and frozen, and that's pretty rough.
But you know, I think I'm really upset.
And things could get a whole lot worse I bet.
So hang on, Wally ain't done yet.
On your mark get ready, are you ready? Get set.
Come one then, No you don't have to knock
My balls are a lightning rod for a cock
You done make Hulk mad, take a look at this frown
Now Ralph's gonna wreck it, I'ma put you all down.
Gonna be a whole lot more than twenty bitches in the ground
I'm a nord boss, and I'm the one that built this town.
I'll be standing right here before the sun come up
On the run before your great grand-pappy was a pup
You got somethin' to say? Good, step on up!
I drink piss like gold from a paper cup.
You're weaksauce, man. Enough of this shit.
Stand back lad, and watch an old boss cred, eh?
I'm rollin' nothin' but twenty, 'cause them dice are loaded.
Beat you till you're bloody and crappy and bloated.
Who's next? What you want?
Fireball? Blizzard?
Didn't mama tell you not to fuck with a wizard?
Carve you up like a pumpkin.
Oh so scary, better find a potion, or how 'bout a fairy.
Hello did you miss me?
Go on and say it.
[???] Fairy and I make you wanna spray it.
But it's all good, because I'm creamy and delicious
Dairy's really good for your bones, it's nutritious.
Tell me, why you wanna mess with a mage?
They've always got a temper, Just listen to their rage
Smart, true, like a wise old sage.
I'm a master caster slingin' spells of disaster
And I'ma teleport because I get there faster.
No no, now now, just save yer breath.
I don't need to know how you're scared to death.

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