Good afternoon, sir
Good evening. Is this the right counter for the flight to Madras?
Yes thats right, sir
This is the first time i'm travelling on your airlines so i just want to check a few things
How many meals will you be serving on this flight?
Ah, just one main meal, sir
Just one meal i'm travelling first class, i'm paying more than a thousand dollars and you only giving one meal
One of my cousins flew from New Zealand to England recently and he got more than 5 meals
And all u can offer is one miserable meal. And he was in third class
Yes sir but i mean ur cousins flight was a very long one. i mean ur ur own flight to madras is just what under three hours
Just under three hours
Under three hours
Oh dear im paying more than a 1000 dollars and all u can give me is three hours drive
Wats the point of going first class if u get the same travelling time as these people in third class
Ah, yes sir. im sorry sir. but u see whether ur first class economy ur in the same plane. i mean its its its the same travelling time for everybody
Rubbish. the last time i travelled to Delhi i asked the man sitting infront of me where he was going and he said dubai
And i said to him isnt modern technology wonderful. ur seat is going to dubai and my seat is going to delhi
And u tell me u cant arrange a longer flight for us
im afraid we really cant sir
anyway u tell ur pilot i will give him a tip if he goes around a bit
u know as they say a lit bit goes a long way
is this all ur luggage sir
r u refering to the 5 bags, 1 washing machine, 2 televisions, 3 stereos and 2 computers
thats right sir
and the umbrella
yes sir i think i'll have to charge u excess baggage
why? well well bcoz this is a lot of baggage sir
so. have u got a problem with space. am i travelling in a boeing or a toyota. wats the matter with u
and another thing. have u noticed that im eating only indian vegetarian
aah, yes. we noticed that sir
Good dont give me western vegetarian. a vegan. tastes like bloody sodas. and by the way
yes sir
make sure the steward gets this
wats this green stuff sir
its my own banana leaf u fool

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