Stepped into an old convenience store
Didn't know what I was searching for
Thought I'd better medicate myself
You were sitting on a shelf
Oh, if I'd only realized
That no, you don't come as advertised
People should come with warning labels
Think I'm gonna sue the FDA
Which ones will leave you dizzy, unstable
I've got a right to know
Before I let 'em stay
Loving you was nothing like TV
Ask the doctor if you're right for me
He said you were sick of taking blame
Only treatment was the silent game
Oh, if only you'd realize
That love's not something you sterilize
People should come with warning labels
Think I'm gonna sue the FDA
Which ones will leave you dizzy, unstable
I've got a right to know
Before I let them stay
Oh, if only I'd known
If only you'd shown
You'd leave me alone
When I needed you
Did you drop me a hint
In the fine print?
Love--with an asterisk
I must have missed
Every broken bone that I collect
Leaves me feeling like a side effect
People should come with warning labels
People should come with warning labels
Are you gonna leave me dizzy, unstable?
I've got a right to see your warning label
Before I let you stay

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