CUSTOMER: Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. What is it?
AUDREY: It's an Audrey Two.
CUSTOMER: I've never seen anything like it before.
SEYMOUR: No one has.
CUSTOMER: Where did you get it?
SEYMOUR: Well... You remember that total eclipse of the sun a couple of weeks ago?
GIRLS: DA-DOO
SEYMOUR: I was walking in the wholesale flower district that day.
GIRLS: SHOOP-DA-DOO
SEYMOUR: And I passed by this place where this old chinese man
GIRLS: CHANG-DA-DOO
SEYMOUR: He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings-
GIRLS: SNIP-DA-DOO
SEYMOUR: -'Cause he knows, you see- strange plants are my hobby!
GIRLS: DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DOO
SEYMOUR: He didn't have anything unusual there that day.
GIRLS: NOPE-DA-DOO
SEYMOUR: And I was about to, you know, walk on by.
GIRLS: GOOD FOR YOU
SEYMOUR: When suddenly and without warning, there was this
SEYMOUR AND GIRLS: TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN!
SEYMOUR: It got very dark. And then I heard a strange humming sound, like something from another world.
GIRLS: DA-DOO
SEYMOUR: And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there.
GIRLS: OOPS-EE-DOO
SEYMOUR: Just stuck in, you know, among the zinnias?
GIRLS: AUD-REE-TWO
SEYMOUR: I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before. But the old Chinese guy sold it to me anyway.
GIRLS: SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-OOO
(SEYMOUR: For a dollar ninety-five.)

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