[Announcer (Egoraptor):] This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!
[Johnson (Danny Sexbang):] Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands! One of the Pong paddles is dead, and the ball is missing
[Chief (Egoraptor):] Alright then Johnson, round up the usual suspect
[Announcer (Egoraptor):] One hour later
[Chief (Egoraptor):] I know it was you left paddle. What do you have to say for yourself?
[Pong noise]
[Chief (Egoraptor):] You son of a bitch!

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