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Last night, I got so high
I think I had sex with the cable guy
Well Iâll admit, it wouldâve been funny,
But that pole smoker stole all my drug money
I buy chronic every week or so
But I do it when Iâm really really high on blow
Iâm wide awake, but itâs hard to count
I paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!
I like drugs but they donât like me
My brain cells seem to disagree
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they donât like me
I was pounding some b*tch the other night
Rolling on E man, feeling alright
When I was high she was hotter than heck
But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek
I get high, that ainât no lie
But I canât afford another friggin DUI
Doctor says âstop, or youâll be dyingâ
I was gonna, but then you said you were buying
I like drugs but the donât like me
Itâs always better, when theyâre free!
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they donât like me
No they donât!
Donât try and stop me, I canât be saved, oh yeah
If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved,
Can you necro-feel-it!
Aaahhhhh yeah... I like drugs
I do it when Iâm chillinâ
Aaaahhhhhh yeah... I like drugs
Iâve even snorted penicillin
If I can crush it - it goes up my nose
If itâs smack Iâll shoot it in between my toes
How old am I? Nobody knows!
My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows!
Vicodin, Valium, Percocet and crack,
Everybody scream Heavy Metalâs back!
I like drugs but the donât like me
I like drugs but the donât like me
Iâm driving right now to the next party
I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they donât like me
[Michael:] Oh shit man, Iâm getting pulled over again...
Ah I better chug these beers, whereâs those pills, shit?
[Cop:] Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there?
[Michael:] Well whatâs the f*cking speed limit? 15 mph?
[Cop:] Sir do you have any Warrants?
[Michael:] I got their first CD, but you canât have it motherf*cker! Later!
[Cop:] I got a 5150 on a 2112, Iâm following a 1984 yellow Camaro. Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth... scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!
- Album:
- Live From Lexxi’s Mom’s Garage
- All You Can Eat
- Balls Out
- Feel The Steel
- Lower the Bar
- Community Property
- The Burden of Being Wonderful (Live Acoustic)
- Death to All But Metal (Live Acoustic)
- iMusic1 Rocks
- All You Can Eat (Bonus Track Version)
- Burst Contact
- VISIONS: All Areas, Volume 160
- The Burden of Being Wonderful
- The Stocking Song
- Fantasy
- Death To All But Metal (Radio Edit)
- I Want It That Way
- Death To All But Metal (Edited Version)
- Death To All But Metal
- Bandit Rock Most Wanted