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We can have sex on the beach
where the ocean surrounds us
might can a little awkward
with children swimming all around us
but I will get off
Then, I'll take you home
and in my parents bed, we will screw
got to do it doggy-style like my mom and step-dad do
where I allways get off
I'll take you to a Turkish bath, where we'll make love once again
180 degrees of hot sex, in front of grown men
I'm the king, of just one thing, awkward sex
you can think of it as a superpower
when I'm tapping it in a public shower
And I'll take you overseas, on a spiritual search
And I wont use a condom, dude, because I will hit it in a catholic church
And halleluja I got off
If something were to happen to your legs and they had to amputate (God forbade)
I would bang you in a wheelchair
As proof I do not discriminate
And I will get off
On my spiral staircase,
all the things I'll do to you
And you'll never forgett it, darlin, because I hired a film crew,
When you have my baby, remember what I said,
there are so many positions we can do on a hospital bed
I'm the king, of just one thing, awkward sex
on the pool table, honey I'm able, in an elevator, on an escalator,
in a hot tub, mile high club, I'm the king of awkward sex
And I just got off