Call the justice of the peace
but don't tell him our names.
don't put out a press release
or mention baseball games.
Book the nearest bridal suite
one room will suite us fine
for desk clerk that we meet the only autograph we'll sign is.
Mr and Mrs Smith
simply the folks next door
people without a single clue what an agent or grip is for
yes, nothing can beat the view
when as far as the eyes can see
there's no one but Mrs,
no one but Mr
Smith and me.
For the home a man provides that cottage built for two.
we'll check the smalltown classifieds
variety won't do
then we'll move to mainstreet USA and sign the deed of trust
the mailbox at our hideaway will tell the whole wide world that we're just
Mr and Mrs Smith
meerely the folks next door
People who use their kitchen each night
who never been into chore
nothing can beat the view for as far as the eye can see
there's no one but Mrs,
no one but Mr
Smith and me.
No early calls,
no big premieres
no lost romantic theme.
we'll spend the nights making our own little league baseball team.
We're no one you've ever seen.
Movie Stars don't live anywhere here
except on the local drive-in screen.
Yes, I'd gladly disappear,
if it might guarantee a view of no one but Mr,
no one but Mrs
Smith and you.

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