ah yeah
let me tell you 'bout a girl I know
had a drink about an hour ago
sitting in the corner by herself
in a bar in downtown hell
she heard a noise and she looked at the door
and saw a man she'd never seen before
he had light skin, light blue eyes
a double chin and a plastic smile, well
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar
my brand new car is parked right outside
how'd you like to go for a ride
and she said
wait a minute i have to think
he said that's fine may i please buy you a drink
one drink turned into three or four
and they left and got into his car
and they drive away some place real far
now babe the time has come
how'd you like to have a little fun
and she said
if we could only please be on our way i would not run
that's when things got out of control
she didn't want to, he had his way
she said let's go, he said no way
come on babe it's your lucky day
shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way
come on baby don't be afraid if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid
he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said now baby don't be sad
in my opinion you weren't half bad
she picked up a rock, she threw it at the car
she hit him in the head now he's got a big scar
come on?? won't you listen to me
date rape stylee!!
the next day she went to her drawer
looked up her local attorney at law
went to the phone and filed a police report
and then she took the guy's ass to court
well, the day he stood in front of the judge
he screamed she lies, that little slut!
the judge knew he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 years
and now his heart is filled with tears
one night in jail it was getting late
he was butt raped by a large inmate
and he screamed
but the guards paid no attention to his cries
that's when things got out of control
the moral of the date rape story
it does not pay to be drunk and horny
but that's the way it had to be
they locked him up and threw away the key
well i can't take pity on men of his kind
even though he now takes it in the behind
but that's the way it had to be
they locked him up and threw away the key
well i can't take pity on men of his kind
even though he now takes it in the behind
ba na na na na na
ba na na na na na
ba na na na na na
ba na na na na na
she didn't want to, she didn't want to
she didn't want to, she didn't want to take it!

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