3, 2, 1, We're live!
Hello? Am I on the internet? Hello? Hello?
Uh... CHRISTMAS!
You're a bit see-through
Can I put my hand behind you? No, it doesn't work like that
Have you seen any parts of a furnace?
Fur-nace, Purnise farts, farts
Oh God, right
Cookies. Cookies? But what are cookies?
(What is a cookies?)
I don't know! That's why I asked!
Wahh! Oh god!
She shut the door. Who did?
Mmmhmhmmm! (I dunno)
Some woman. There you go, go
Oh fudge, uhhh, I'm on edge
Fudge pants.
Baby, baby, baby oaaaAAAAAAAAAH!
Cider for the farmers
It's a shot of Jägermeister
You cooton tootin' rootin' pickin'... HEY! HEY! What?
No! Lewis! The pond
In you go, Sjin! Time for your bathies
Look at that parking!
Ohh, that is a perfect log, what a fucking log
What a beaut
Yeah! Yeah! No! No! Aah!
This isn't how you lumberjack
Is this a bug?
What are you fucking doing?
(NEIGH)
Ohhhh you kinky horse!
Huhuhuhuh!
Kinky bugger! Cock Block skill please
Waxing strips, I'm not feeling good about it!
Hashtag! Wax Chris Trott Bald!
Keeping the skin taut, Do not peel back cautiously
AAUUUHHGH! OW! AHUHHH! SHIT!
AAAGHHHH! OWW! AAHH, MY FUCKIN'
You shall no PAAAAAHAGHAGAAHUAAGHSS!!!
Hahahahahaha
UUUUUHHHRGHRHHHHGH!!!!!
Thank you for coming down, the charities we've got are:
Médecins Sans Frontières
Fauna and Flora
SpecialEffect
End Polio Now
NOW! NOW!! NOW!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!!!
Can you shout out to, Cup o' Milk, Dad?
Just shout out...
Cup o' Milk?
Thanks. Good job
Mead? Yeah, your mead
It has a bouquet, It certainly is strong
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I will begin
Lord Charles Farnsworth, the se-ven-teenth
Earl of Ballsworth, MP for Widdlesworth
Archibald Willows, Piddlington
Little pissingbry... uhhh in the Hillock
Little Pissington
ALL OF A SUDDEN
A CREEPY OLD MAN WITH WHITE HAIR
A wierd bug eye and rotty teeth!
Jumps out in front of your car!
NAKED!
Do you think he is a Dracula?
Hello, yes I'm Dracula. Welcome to my house
They aren't fangs, it's fine
Check the upstairs window
Teutron, you got it wrong! It's an upstairs window
Fix it, Teutron!
If you'd walked down that road you would've found the house again (and again)
You can never leave The House of Hell!
Thank you for watching and thank you, Lewis

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