Hit festival on the Loreley -
Kelly Family there
The Scots are closed,
The lines are off,
The Kellys are setting off on the houseboat
But you guessed it -
They are too thick
The whole boat is sinking into the mud
Alarm, red alarm,
The Rhine is contaminated - the Kellys are dead
Swollen water bodies,
100,000 teenagers are screaming
Girls are crying, expressing frustration,
The Kellys are floating dead in the river - KO ALERT!
People, listen to the 2nd verse of the Kelly catastrophe
In the Rhineland it stinks like rotten eggs,
How harmless are Hoechst + Beier
Cologne + Düsseldorf evacuated,
Because all life is dying there
Chernobyl was nothing compared to that -
The acid rain is ridiculous
Paddy drifts to the North Sea beach,
Seal babies dead on land
Because you guessed it,
They were too fat!
The whole fat clan sinks into the mud!

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