You heard about the Mudcat
Catfish and the Georgia Peach
The Kitten and the Cobra
The Spaceman and the Beast
Goose, Bird, Rooster, Penguin, Vulture
And your bird can sing
And the greatest nickname of all time
Death to flying things
In old New York, it was Turkey Mike
Muggsy and the Big Six
In San Francisco, Baby Bull
Stretch, and the Say Hey Kid
Then came the Count, the Hackman
Jack the Ripper and Will the Thrill
Barry and Jeff Kent
But a dearth of nicknames, that is until
The Giants got the Panda
The Giants got the Freak
The Panda's smoking line drives
The Freak is throwing heat
Panda and the Freak
Panda and the Freak
When it comes to kung fu fighting
He's no better than Hong Chi Quo
He's kinda like Bruce Lee
If you cross Bruce Lee with a buffalo
He barrels 'round the bases
He scrambles for ground balls
Zito named him Kung Fu Panda
That's our Pablo Sandoval
The Giants got the Panda
The Giants got the Freak
The Panda's smoking line drives
The Freak is throwing heat
Panda and the Freak
Panda and the Freak
They said he wasn't built to last
They said that he's too small
The Mariners passed him right by
Now that was a bad call
Two Cy Youngs, two strike-out crowns
In his first full two years
And if Timmy takes a puff or two
Well, let's raise a toast, Three cheers
The Giants got the Panda
The Giants got the Freak
The Panda's smoking line drives
The Freak is smoking weed
Panda and the Freak
Panda and the Freak
Panda and the Freak
Panda and the Freak

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