Well people see his beard
And they point and laugh
It starts at his eyebrows
And joins to his moustache
Handlebars past his chin
And keeps on going doowwwn
When he's resting in his bed it's
Lying on the ground
You got a weird weird weird weird weird weird beard
He certainly has a beard
and it is weird
His moustache is orange
His sideburns are grey
His goatee is blond
His brother is gay
Sometimes he spikes it
Sometimes he uses wax
Oh sometimes he likes to
wear it in plats!
Ooh he's got a weird weird weird weird wierd weird beard...
He certainly has a beard
and it is weird!
Well people see his beard
and they point and stare
But they don't even
Have facial hair
Nooo they've had a clean clean clean clean clean clean shave
And I'd take the weird beard
Any DAAAY
Oh it is a weird weird weird weird weird weird beard
He certainly has a beard
And it is weird!

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