I was hanging out in stockings by the wall
His nuts roasting by an open fire
There was rockin' round the Christmas tree
Clothes were fallin' all around me
As he drove it home for Christmas
He came down my chimney
He emptied his sack
He gave me a gift
And i can't take it back
Ooh your daddy is Santa
You'll see him next year
But there's no alimony and no Christmas cheer
I was dreamin' of a white Christmas
I don't want a lot but he gave me that
Once bitten and twice shy
I kept my distance but he still caught my eye
He came down my chimney
He emptied his sack
He gave me a gift
And i can't take it back
Ooh your daddy is Santa
You'll see him next year
But there's no alimony and no Christmas cheer
Come, he told me pa rum pa pum pum
Gotta keep on plodding on wards with his previous load
A scumbag, a maggot, a cheap lousy faggot
But I love him so
He'll drive it home for Christmas
He came down my chimney
He emptied his sack
He gave me a gift
And i can't take it back
Ooh your daddy is Santa
You'll see him next year
But there's no alimony and no Christmas cheer

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