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These pants are too small
They're skin tight
They're squeezing my balls
It's a sad sight
I used to be thin
Now I've got three chins
Should I hit the gym?
I'm getting to old
For YouTube
They're all gonna lol
At my manboobs
Come on Mark let's go!
My stomach looks gross
We'll fix that and post
(Are you really going to?)
(Oh hell no)
Damn I really let myself go I ate
Too much pizza and nachos
Now my manboobs are sagging
Come on you guys stop laughing
At my manbooobs
Let me have a try
I can do it
I sound like the guy
I can prove it
My guts not as big
Just hand me that wig
And watch my gay jig
Impersonating the guy's
Impression
Of the other guy
It's like inseption
I'm covered in sweat
Just give me a sec
Let me catch my breath
Ha! Not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this
Someone call the paramedics
I just threw my back out
I really should have stretched out
I just beeeeeeeped my back up
Christina sings
These random lines
I think she applied
Her makeup twice
Used to show off goodies
She ate too many cookies
And now she looks like Snooki
I got my second win
We are all attention whores
Someone help me off the floor
I've got them moves like granpda
And I've got boobs like grandma
But we will do anything for laughter
(Do anything for laughter)
- Album:
- Christmas Parody Spectacular
- The Key of Awesome
- Werk
- Compilation
- Look at Your Phone
- Reggae Shark Returns
- All The Hits!
- The Key of Awesome, Vol. 2
- The Controversial Country Song
- Forgot To Remember You
- Gaga-Plause
- Reggae Shark
- Spock Slow Jam
- Start a Mumford Band
- Best Song Never (Parody of "Best Song Ever")
- The DigiTour 2012 Compilation