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Anchor, check. Captains hat, check.
Mate, check.
Travellers, check. Maps, check.
Fuel, Turtle Joe, Sea-men, Rope, check.
My name is Captain Eminem,
I have command over this vessel.
My men are many manly men,
gosh dang, they sure do like to wrestle.
We are the manly men of Captain Eminem.
We fight his naval battles, time and time again.
But there is not sword or pistol in our sight,
We solve our differences with manly tickle-fights.
We have a buddy-system, everyone must share.
And if you misbehave the Captain do declare:
Hey, listen up that's not how we behave here, son.
Now get your ass on deck, free hugs for everyone.
You must be wondering: Where can i find this boat?
Where does this magic sanctuary set-a-float?
Just listen to the wind and roaring from the sea,
and softly whisper That is where I want to be.
We have a buddy-system, everyone must share.
And if you misbehave the Captain do declare:
But there is not sword or pistol in our sight,
We solve our differences with manly tickle-fights.
You must be wondering: Where can i find this boat?
Where does this magic sanctuary set-a-float?
Just listen to the wind and roaring from the sea,
and softly whisper That is where I want to be.
Hiv-o-hoy

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