The Left Rights jack the riffer

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There once was a man
Who's name is Malf(?)
Who had
A big mirror on the shelf
He saw a reflection
And got an erection
And jumped into bed with himself
Yo! Everybody left and right
When I bust a rhyme
I got my ass
I'm like Jack the Riffer
Fart sniffer
Beg to differ
Oh, I like to make inbred
I'm the inspiration for Right said fred
Five, six, and eight
Everybody gonna go and masturbate
Damn yeah! Pump that up!
Damn yeah! Pump that up!
Directions going all(?)

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