Captain, captain,
Come and dock
And bring along your big fat
Cocktail shaker
We'll have a ball
In my country
Skies are blue
The sun is beamin'
And I can't wait to
Have your seamen
Come on ashore
To my country
We'll rent a boat
And go explore
The treasures on
My ocean floor
The swamp is thick
But don't be a wussie
Steer your canoe right
Through my pussywillows
We'll catch a bus
And have a gas
And get ourselves a
Piece of asparagus
I grow it here
In my country
Let's tell 'em what to pack Polly
A pair of shorts
Should do the trick
But don't forget that
Ten inch dickie, baby
The nights are cool
In my country
But when it's frigid
On the eastern front
It's nice and hot down
In my country
So baby please,
Come again
Come again
Come again
Come again

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