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New face in the pub on a Friday night.
You
alright?
I asked where she worked, she said,
Iawok
dahn
sayan
She were feeling kanna
closhy
She were of t'Neddie
I think she must have meant the bog.
Do you want a drink love?
She says Aye
rhebob,
Hey
Bob
Hey Bob?
Tardy lass, Geordie girl,
With her crusty gusset and a gob the size of the town.
Tardy lass, Geordie girl,
The canny lass 'till after closing time.
Let's go somewhere quiet before me mates arrive,
You look lovely.
What's wrong with beer?
Oh for fuck's sake,
You're too ugly.
I'll have another Hey Bob, or else a pint of Scotch,
And then you can play with me pink bits.
I'm not made of dosh.
Alright then, fuck off, Southern git.
Southern git?
Tardy Lass Geordie girl,
He gave her pints and fags and pints and grub and shorts.
Tardy Lass Geordie girl,
She gave him earache and penal warts.
Penal warts...
Tardy Lass Geordie girl,
She talked and talked he couldn't understand a thing.
Tardy Lass Geordie girl,
By Sunday night she needed emptying.
Tardy Lass Geordie girl,
Tardy Lass Geordie girl.
- Album:
- Miscellaneous
- Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy
- An Orifice and a Genital: Out-Takes 1986-1991
- The Macc Lads Anthology
- Twenty Golden Crates / An Orifice and an Genital
- Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy
- Live at Leeds (The Who?) / From Beer to Eternity
- Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy / Bitter, Fit Crack
- From Beer to Eternity
- 20 Golden Crates
- Twenty Golden Crates
- Twenty Golden Crates (Best Of)
- Ugly Women & Even Uglier Songs
- Eh Up! Macc Lads
- Best of Anagram
- 20 Golden Crates (Best Of)
- An Orifice And A Genital
- Live at Leeds (The Who?)
- Bitter, Fit Crack
- The Lads From Macc