Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the Muppet Show!
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture to have to watch this show.
But now let's get things started,
Why don't you get things started?
It's time to get things started on the most sensational
Inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
To introduce this record
That's what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you
The first, original, genuine, no money back guarantee
Muppet Show Cast Album!
It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to get things started on the most sensational
Inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show

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